Add Jessica to the list!

Of celebs with these boots, I swear every female celeb or faux celeb has em!

Week In Review

Britney Spears's Blackout will be the week's number one album, but a parenting coach calls her "chaotic" and a former assistant tells Us she needs "mental help."
· Lauren Conrad dishes on disastrous pick-up lines.
· Nude pic scandal? What nude pic scandal? Vanessa Hudgens will be back for Disney's High School Musical 3.
· Hollywood goes all out for Halloween.
· Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan's Dancing with the Stars elimination stuns Us, but she gets the last laugh.
· Hey ladies, it's Tony Romo time!

How does Britney spend her money?

Financial details in the ongoing custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were unsealed Thursday.
According to papers submitted to the courts by Spears, 25, in May:
• Spears earns $737,000 a month.
• She spends an average of $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacations; $16,000 on clothes; $4,758 on dining; and $2,500 on phone bills a month. She spends $49,267 on mortgage payments.
• Federline, 29, earned more than half a million in 2006 (mostly from endorsement deals), but only grossed $7,436 after business expenses.
• Federline receives $15,000 a month in child support from Spears. (He could get more if he receives permanent 50/50 custody of their sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1). Since Spears is the higher earner, Federline is entitled to child support payments until the children become adults.
•Spears drops $6,000 a month on child care; Federline spends $2,5000.
• Federline raked in $3,330 in royalties from his 2006 debut track "Popozao."
• Spears contributes $500 a month to her charity, the Britney Spears Foundation; Federline donates nothing on charities.
Neither star reported any savings or investments.

Friday Afternoon Rush

Paris Hilton finds herself on the wrong side of the law again as a Los Angeles woman sues her for her fashion crimes.
· After fan photos of a drunk Kiefer Sutherland show up for use against him in court, the 24 star puts the kibosh on all pictures and autographs.
· Johnny Depp calls his daughter's hospitalization, "the darkest moment," but happily, she's better and he's back to filming.
· America Ferrera: Hollywood isn't all famous people hanging out together.
· Lindsay Lohan gives herself a sweet tanning moustache.
· NBC stops production on the Heroes spin-off.

Paris laughs at herself, how ironic, so do we!

Turns out, Paris Hilton can laugh at herself after all.
After recently getting irked at David Letterman for drilling her about her infamous stint in the slammer, the heiress, 26, got the last laugh, dressing as a sexy prisoner — with the word JAIL BAIT emblazoned on her booty — as she hosted a bash at Las Vegas hot spot LAX Wednesday night.
It was the second costume for Hilton that night (she also dressed as a sexy military girl).
It must have been tough for Hilton to settle on just two costumes.
A source told Usmagazine.com she bought about 14 different outfits, including a Cinderella, a pin-up girl and a sailor.
Mitch Shrier, owner of West Hollywood shop Trashy Lingerie — where Hilton scored a trashy girl scout costume — told Us, "She has a great sense of humor. She's not afraid to make fun of herself."
Now that's hot!

Reese, your a good mom, but your new BF should not be taking the kids trick or treating!

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon had another PDA-packed public date Wednesday, taking Witherspoon's two children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, trick or treating in L.A.'s Brentwood neighborhood.
Witherspoon, 31, dressed as a witch; Gyllenhaal, 26, an ape.
"They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood," adds a witness, who says Gyllenhaal often lifted up his gorilla mask to smooch his Rendition co-star. "Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying."
As Ava (also in witch wardrobe) and Deacon (dressed as a super hero) ran up to every door for treats, "Reese and Jake waited on the sidewalk and flirted," the onlooker tells Usmagazine.com.
They even started to act like a pair of giddy kids themselves.
"Jake tapped Reese on the butt and then she hit him back — they began running a circle hitting each other!" the witness says. "Then Jake picked Reese up off her feet and she screamed."
Gyllenhaal seemed to play it cool during his first public outing with Witherspoon's children.
“Jake ran up to Deacon with the gorilla mask and pretended to scare him!” the onlooker says. “Deacon laughed.”
He also had a few scares for Witherspoon.
Adds the witness, "Sometimes he came up from behind and nuzzled his big hairy mask into her neck.”

Thursday Early Afternoon Rush

Carrie Underwood's second album, Carnival Ride, is number one on the pop charts.
· Tila Tequila won't be back on MTV for another Shot at Love, but a source tells Us she wasn't fired. She just "doesn't want to do another bisexual dating show."
· Meg Ryan is dressing up as an Olsen twin for Halloween.
· Iggy Pup's parting gift to Ellen DeGeneres? Higher ratings.
· Thanks Brit! Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery.
· Can beat-boxer Blake Lewis break the Idol runner-up curse? Listen to his first single and decide!
· Still need a costume? The 9 has a multitude of easy-to-achieve pop culture ideas for you. Get on it and get out there!