This morning a Bert Show caller called in to say she spent the night in jail with the Barbie Bandits. Arrested for a DUI, she was put in a cell with Heather Johnston. As a number of guards walked by the cell and pointed and talked about the people in the cell, the caller remarked to Heather "Do they think we're the barbie bandits?" to which Heather responded "I am" somewhat proudly. During their stint in shawshank together, the caller found out the following, the plan was made over a few drinks with the thought wouldn't it be crazy if we robbed the bank. They stole about $11,000.00. Heather and Ashley Miller were/are strippers at the Oasis. Heather and Ashley's friendship is as solid as ever. Neither showed any remorse and they both seemed to still think it was funny. The caller would later change cells with and spend time with Ashley Miller. Who did the caller like the best? It was a tossup, Heather was a lot of fun because she was just so stupid the caller commented. As for Ashley, she was stupid too but not as stupid as Heather. As for their disguise or lack thereof, the girls thought shades which they bought from target were enough as well as the fact that one of the girls dyed their hair. Why did the other girl not dye her hair? According to the caller, Heather thought it was too pretty to dye and ruin. So what did we learn from the caller, these girls are every bit as stupid as I imagined and they are not remorseful in the least. It is my understanding one girl has bonded out. If ever there were two dumb twits that need to spend a significant amount of time in jail, its these two dim bulbs.
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