Thursday, March 8, 2007

Shawshank time for Jason Wahler





Well, Jason Wahler, famous for being on the g list in hollywood and LC's boyfriend on Laguna Beach and infamous for his love of drugs and getting a blowjob from Jessica Smith in a bathroom is finally headed to prision if only for 60 days. This is for a previous arrest and not the more recent arrests in case you are confused with the arrests we're talking about. With me? Me neither. Where are this kids parents, did the go to the same parenting seminar with the Barbie Bandits parents? How did he ever get LC? My guess is he had to have beat LC atleast once or twice. And where is he getting his money? Surely, his stupid parents have cut him off right? My guess is, he is a dealer. Well, here's hoping Jason's roomy in prison bends him over a few times for kicks and giggles. I would guess too that since Jason is and has been for some time into the coke scene that LC had to enjoy the occasional dance with the old gray lady(slang for using coke). Man those Laguna kids love their drugs. And did you see Lo is on next week's Hills, I just assumed she was into prositution by now. Well, good times talking about the laguna kids. They are quickly becoming as infamous as the real world alumni.

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