Thursday, April 3, 2008

No wonder MATT Leinart sucks in the NFL!


Get your ass out of the hot tub and go throw some footballs Mike Vick Junior!

Jessica ALBA, MCCAIN in love with HEIDI MONTAG, and MORE CELEB news!!

Teri Hatcher on American Idol?
Angelina Jolie is In Touch with herself
Mena Suvari rocks her bikini
Peek-a-boo. We see Suri Cruise!
Marisa Miller promotes bikinis in a dress!
The drama that is Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham - Still BFFs?
Mariah Carey on the Flintstones?
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock work on their chemistry
Pink is where it’s at
Jessica Alba’s baby bump reappears
John McCain thinks Heidi Montag is talented
Hillary. Obama. 3am. Make it stop!
NFL quarterback Matt Leinart likes girls and hot tubs
Kate Hudson loves hats

Real WORLD's Stephen really was GAY! AND MORE CELEBRITY!!

John McCain: Heidi Montag Is a "Very Talented Actress"
He is teased on MSNBC about the Hills star's support


Blythe Danner: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Aren’t Splitting
“It's just so tragic that people have to make up stuff,” she tells Us

Heath Ledger's Uncle: Love Child Reports Are "Absolutely Berserk"
Comments were "taken out of context," he tells Us

Melissa Joan Hart Debuts Newborn Son
"Take my word for it — he’s adorable!" the actress says
Contestant Ramiele Malubay Loses It After Being Voted Off Idol
Jerry Seinfeld Escapes Death in Car Wreck
VIDEO: Real World: Seattle's Stephen Williams: I'm Gay & Engaged
Heath Ledger's "Former Lover" Denies Existence of Love Child
EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Manager Speaks Out: Britney Spears "Is on the Right Path"
John McCain: "I'm Honored to Have Heidi's Support"
EXCLUSIVE: "Mini Me" Verne Troyer Hospitalized
Heidi Montag Readies Launch Fashion Line
George Clooney: I Was Held at Gunpoint
Singer Corinne Bailey Rae Attends Husband's Funeral
Actress Tracey Gold Welcomes Baby Boy
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Did Not Go on Hawaii Trip
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Biggest Loser Couple Gets Married
More Celebrity News

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

heather NICOLE!!


Gisele, kanye WEST, and MORE CELEBS!!

Is Jimmy Kimmel effing Richard Simmons?
Oprah dedicates an entire show to her late dog Sophie.
Cameron Diaz is too much woman.
Gisele is teh sexy
Ryan Phillippe has a few wounds to nurse
Mila Kunis is so complex.
Madonna’s four minutes will never be up.
Dane Cook isn’t funny
Inventive matchbook sign language
Marcia Cross takes her kids to the park
Ruffle madness strikes
Kanye West launches travel website
Isla Fisher gets some lovin’.
Britney’s reuniting with her old manager.
Usher’s new album, “Here I Stand,” will hit stores May 12. The video for his first single, “Love in This Club,” will debut on MTV Monday.

Justin Timberlake was photographed in a baseball uniform on the set of his new movie, The Open Road, filming in Corpus Christi, Texas.

Many thanks to Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers, Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards drew a record 7.4 million viewers Saturday night. That’s up 22% from last year’s ratings!!

Tracey Edmonds and her new beau Rocco Di Spirito!!





Rocco is semi-famous because an intern on his reality show called him a douche bag!

According to TED TURNER, its just a matter o time before we're all CANNIBALS!

Interviewed Tuesday for Charlie Rose's PBS show, CNN founder Ted Turner argued that inaction on global warming “will be catastrophic” and those who don't die “will be cannibals.” He also applied moral equivalence in describing Iraqi insurgents as “patriots” who simply “don't like us because we've invaded their country” and so “if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing.” On not taking drastic action to correct global warming:
Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals. Turner ridiculed the need for a big U.S. military, insisting “China just wants to sell us shoes. They're not building landing craft to attack the United States,” and “even with our $500 billion military budget, we can't win in Iraq. We're being beaten by insurgents who don't even have any tanks.” After Rose pointed out the Iraqi insurgents “have a lot of roadside bombs that kill a lot of Americans” and wondered “where do you think they come from?”, Turner answered:
I think that they're patriots and that they don't like us because we've invaded their country and occupied it. I think if the Iraqis were in Washington, D.C., we'd be doing the same thing: we'd be bombing them too. Nobody wants to be invaded.
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