Friday, September 26, 2008

ALL GEORGIA SPORTING EVENTS BEGINNING NOW AND CONTINUING ON UNTIL THE GAS SHORTAGE IS RESOLVED SHOULD BE POSTPONED!

There is a serious gas shortage and I believe the fuel used to fuel buses to carry teams to hs and college football games is a serious waste. Fuel to go to Braves games, Falcons games, Georgia Bulldog games is wasteful! Listen, I love UGA football, but there is no harm in rescheduling the game this weekend. Think of all the wasted fuel to get from Atlanta to Athens and back. WASTE!!

This must be done!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

BERT WEISS, SHUT THE F**K UP, YOU KNOW YOUR VOTING FOR BARACK OBAMA!!


Multiple times per week, Bert Weiss, lead dumbass, of the Bert Show, on All the Hits Q100 in Atlanta feels the need to say he doesn't know who he's voting for but then every chance he gets he praises Barack and bashes John McCain.
Example, yesterday John McCain said he was headed to Washington to participate in the bailout discussions and vote on its approval. And because of this he wanted to possibly pospone a scheduled debate with Barack Obama. So today, here comes little Bert with his bashing, oh, John McCain must be scared and Barack, he's right, you have to be able to do many things at once as President.
Bert, you stupid, uneducated fuck! Bert for those that don't know is a former San Diego St. stoner, drug addict, alcoholic dropout! This is 700 billion dollars we're talking about you jackfuck, I would much rather see McCain and Barack back in the senate debating its merits and coming to conclusions and compromises than having some hour long debate where they both spout their prospective party lines.
We can have the debate another day.
Oh, by the way, who did BERTY vote for in the primaries, that's right kids, he voted the democrat primary and voted for who else but Barack! This, even after, talking an internet quiz that said he should vote for Mitt Romney. How dumb are you BERTY?
Bert wants to put this nitwit communist Barack Obama who can give a good speech the reins to lead the country. What has Barack ever done? Oh yah, over 150 times he voted "PRESENT" in the senate.
Bert go drink yourself stupid and then hide in a bar corner like you do every weekend you dumbfuck and leave the thinking and the decisions to the grownups!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Did MILA KUNIS buy her some PUPS?





Those look fake and new! She was not so well endowed before!

Aubrey O'DAY shows off her big, fake JUGS!






















REAL HOUSEWIVES OF THE OC PUNK ASS BITCH JOSHY HEADS TO THE BIGHOUSE!


Josh Waring, the son of Lauri Waring from "The Real Housewives of Orange County," was sentenced Monday to 240 days in the pokey for possession of heroin and ecstasy and an intent to sell.But here's the rub -- Josh was actually turned in by his own mother! Apparently Lauri showed up to her condo where Josh was living, and found drugs on the premises. She contacted the cops, even telling them where her son's hangout spots were and he was busted the next day. Guess that's OC tough love!
Don't drop the soap Joshy!

Jenn HOBBY divorce FINALIZED!

Jenn reported this morning on her morning show, The Bert Show, in Atlanta, that her divorce from Ryan Newell of Sister Hazel was finalized yesterday in a Dekalb County, GA courthouse.

According to Jenn it was an uncontested divorce and Ryan Newell did not need to appear.

She later cried when telling of the support she has recieved from her mom, dad, brother, and friends.

She said her dad called her and said "he was glad to be the man in her life again", this made her cry.

No other details were provided.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Aubrey O'DAY turns down role on 90210!

O'boy! Aubrey O'Day has revealed that she was asked to play that girl in the notorious oral sex scene in the new 90210 – but she didn't want to take the part! Audiences who remember the family-friendly 90s classic were scandalized when they tuned into the first epidode of the new season, only to see a young lady's head pop up from the lap of Ethan, played by Dustin Milligan. It turns out that Danity Kane singer Aubrey was asked to play that very young lady, but had to pass the job up to star as Amber Von Tussle in the musical Hairspray." I was up to play a part in that show but I ended up doing Broadway," said Aubrey at the Stand Up To Cancer event at Madison Square Garden Wednesday. " I can’t remember her name, but I can tell you what the script was that I read. It was the girl who was giving head to the boy in the car and she’s the lead in the musical."
Aubrey O'Day playing an aspiring actress who gets caught up in a sex scandal? Some of these casting directors really have a wild imagination!