Girls, Guys - STOP WITH THE DAMN TATS! It is permanent! You need to rebel, get an earring! Kristin, LC made this mistake too, she got Jason's name tatooed on her and then she had to cover it up with more wearable art! This relationship will be over in like a couple months! STOP STOP STOP WITH THE TATS!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Damn it Ashley, work with me, I am trying to promote you as the hot Simpson sister and you keep letting us all down!
This look is not, I said IS NOT helping Ashley over take Jessica for the hottest Simpson. Who is better in bed? That's a tough call too. I bet Ashley's a freak but Jessica was letting guys put in the special place so she remained a virgin, so its a tough call!
America's sweetheart Reese Witherspoon like a lot of over eagar young starlets took it off for a movie back in the day, see the stills here
The headline of the story reads "Britney Spears Drinking Again", really, I didn't know she ever stopped!
US says Britney is back on the bottle. Read more here
I hope Cash Warren never mugs me because I couldn't pick this guy out of a lineup to save my life, he looks different everytime I see him! Jessica has had sex with like 3,000 guys because he looks different everytime they do it!
What a body! That RACK is fabulous!
Don't you hate it when you can't find your car? Sometimes you even try to set off the alarm to find it and still can't, well here's a little trick!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
LC was quoted as saying she feels for Paris Hilton and thinks she is being made an example of and it's not fair. LC, Paris is a damn drunk who drove and then REPEATEDLY drove with a suspended license! Get a clue you Laguna airhead, go spend some more of daddy's money!
If I was Elisabeth I would be damn glad that depressed lesbo, america hating, fat pig was out of my life! I kinda sounded like Trump there for a minute!
Friday, June 15, 2007
If your in Atlanta or another city with a PALM restaurant, you owe it to yourself to do the following
Pop in and have a watermelon martini and the fried soft shell crab appetizer, mmmmmmmmmm!!!
You can go here to see if one is in your city, www.palm.com
The palm is also unbelievable for dinner, take your dad for steak and lobster, after all he did give you life!
Hey, its the weekend and let's be honest you probably want to kick back and have a cocktail in a couple hours here on the east coast or five or six on the west coast, well, Patron Reposado will get your weekend off to a great start. Reposado is a fine tequilla for sipping like a fine cognac, it is 100% agave and is aged a minimum of six months in oak casks. It is smooth and has a nice finishing heat if you choose to drink it straight or on the rocks. It also makes a fabulous maragrita. Now a real margarita isn't the frozen mess you might be used to, it is simply one part reposado, one part simple syrup and one part lime shaken in a shaker with plenty of ice and then served over ice and finished with a lime wedge. Enjoy Reposado this weekend!
With all the media trying to make you feel sorry for her and Paris promising change and crying all the time, I don't want you to forget the REAL Paris, dancing on tables, working the poll like a stripper, sex tapes, drugs, racism - that's all the REAL Paris!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
So this is definatly my summer show, its about three guys who were roomates in college and graduate and decide to embark on a summer trip before starting their lives only it appears one of them frames the other two for blowing up a museum which results in the two roomates being wanted by the FBI as terrorists. That's just the beginning, the first three episodes have offered more twists and turns that I can write about. You can catch up at www.abc.com and then tune in every Wednesday at 10. Trust me, you will love this show!
A lot of these people still live in the stone age and are just barbarians, when you don't have things like food, water, air conditioning, and basic necessities all you have to do is fight. Read about the latest middle east fighting here
So this morning, The Bert Show, a local Atlanta radio show had a caller on who was complaining about her boyfriend just out of college, not having a job as of yet and not intending to have for atleast another month. Look, this chickadee who called is his GIRLFRIEND, not his MOTHER! If you don't like that he doesn't have a job leave him or SHUT THE HELL UP! Girls, stop mothering your boyfriends and husbands, you too have flaws, you most likely leave makup everywhere in the bathroom, your long hair clogs the drain, you forget to have the oil changed in your car, etc. so stop bitching about your guys. If its that bad leave them. Your not their mother, if you want to be a mother I suggest you get pregnant.