Friday, April 4, 2008

Thursday, April 3, 2008

JERRY Seinfeld almost DIED!


Jerry Seinfeld cheated death in the Hamptons this past Saturday when the brakes on his vintage Fiat failed and the car flipped over.
Scary!
The braking accident occurred at 7:40 p.m. Saturday on Skimhampton Road in East Hampton, said East Hampton Police Chief Todd Sarris.
"The brakes went bad," Sarris said. "He had to pull the emergency brake," which Sarris said still failed to halt the two-door vehicle as it headed into traffic on the highway. Seinfeld then cut the wheel to the right and "the car rolled over" and stopped yards from the intersection - just short of other vehicles.
The 1967 Fiat BTM rolled onto the passenger side, then the roof, and finally came to rest on the driver's side.
"His actions probably avoided a very serious accident," Sarris said. "I think he was a little shaken up, with justification."
He must have left the scene of the accident with his pants soiled with shit!
Police rushed to the scene, but the comic did not require medical attention.
Jerry brushed off the whole thing. He says, "Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit of."
Jerry, it's cool to collect vintage cars and all, but we're hoping you switch your errand car to something from at least the 90's with advanced brake features!

Naomi CAMPBELL still has anger issues!

PerezHilton.com has learned that Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow's Terminal 5 on Thursday for "physically and verbally assaulting staff."

Perez HILTON says JOHN Mayer likes the TWIG and BERRIES!


Does John Mayer swing both ways?
Yes, says celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who hit the airwaves Thursday morning to detail an alleged recent make-out he had with the singer (one of Us' Cads of the Year).
"He is definitely bi," Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is "struggling with his sexuality."
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
"I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going."
Hilton claims Jessica Simpson — Mayer's girlfriend at the time — didn't mind.
"While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch," Hilton recalled.
Mayer's rep tells Usmagazine.com, "This is all so ridiculous." Simpson's rep had no comment.
Hilton insisted, "It's 100% true."