So Ryan Seacrest probably did Lauren Michelle Hill once, hung out with her the next day and then never talked to her again!

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Jeff And Bert French With Seacrest!

Guys, thats why Seacrest is star, he looks professional, you both look like hippie's. Jeff, that goatee is hidious! Bert, easy, on the sun dog, your not 19 anymore. After this Bert and Jeff tried to talk Seacrest into a threesome.

The Bert Show's Bert And Jeff Have A Threesome With Ryan Seacrest!

The fattie on the left and the midget in the middle stalked Ryan Seacrest on his visit to Atlanta. Jeff Dauler, the fattie, first purposely hung out at the Atlanta Four Seanson's bar hoping to spot celebrities. What a loser! Sure enough Ryan and his family and friends were there and Ryan was more than affable in giving autographs and taking pictures. According to Jeff, when Ryan saw him, Ryan gave him a big hug and told him how much he loved the Bert Show. Later, Jeff and now Bert would stalk Ryan at the club, Compound. Again, Ryan was more than affable to fans and was aparantly quite a hit with the ladies. Ryan was more than down to do tequilla shots and hang out. The next day, Ryan hosted a Coca Cola event and while the lightweights Bert and Jeff were hung over, Ryan had taken a run in Centennial Park.

Seacrest - Men don't want sex from pregnant women

This morning a pregant Lucy called in to Seacrest and wanted to do a Ryan's roses. Ryan's roses is where one of ryan's interns calls a man and offer him free roses and finds out who he wants to send them to, the object of course is to catch a man cheating. So anyhow, this neurotic pregnant women called up and said how unhappy she was and her husband no longer wanted to touch her since she got pregnant. Wah, Wah , Wah. So they go through with the call and of course the husband sends the flowers to her. The point of this posts is look women, men don't want sex from you when you are bloated like an elephant seal and you top that off in the male mind with his pecker hitting his baby in the head during sex and it should be obvious to you that we don't want sex while your pregnant. Get over it. Get a power tool and pleasure yourself. And Lucy, get a grip on yourself!

Seacrest continues to feed gay rumours

Seacrest this morning continued to talk about his infatuation of Matt Lauer. At one point saying what a great body Lauer had and commenting on his nice ass. Look playboy, if your gay come on out of the closet, if your not, stop talking about Lauer's ass, its not normal. I tend to think Ryan's bi which means he's gay. One minute, the guy's talking about playing with Laurel Orler's breasts in high school, the next he's talking about Lauer's ass. Both signs he is gay, gay men are obscessed with breasts and men's asses. I suspect Seacrest will come out the next couple of years and in the mean time he'll keep doing Ryan Cabrera. We know that guys gay.