The Bert Show's Bert And Jeff Have A Threesome With Ryan Seacrest!

The fattie on the left and the midget in the middle stalked Ryan Seacrest on his visit to Atlanta. Jeff Dauler, the fattie, first purposely hung out at the Atlanta Four Seanson's bar hoping to spot celebrities. What a loser! Sure enough Ryan and his family and friends were there and Ryan was more than affable in giving autographs and taking pictures. According to Jeff, when Ryan saw him, Ryan gave him a big hug and told him how much he loved the Bert Show. Later, Jeff and now Bert would stalk Ryan at the club, Compound. Again, Ryan was more than affable to fans and was aparantly quite a hit with the ladies. Ryan was more than down to do tequilla shots and hang out. The next day, Ryan hosted a Coca Cola event and while the lightweights Bert and Jeff were hung over, Ryan had taken a run in Centennial Park.