Monday, April 2, 2007

Her body ain't no wonderland!


God damn, cover yourself up Courtney, that's just disgusting.

Rosie, god damn, just shut the hell up already!



Now fat bitch is going after Bill O'Reilly, she has run her mouth about so many people, I can't keep track anymore. I wish Hasselback would put a shive in her shoe and just stab this fat bitch shawshank style.

Read more about Rosie and O'Reilly here:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/02/rosie-calls-oreilly-an-imbecile-murdoch-big-brother/

The Master's is Here!


With that in mind, here's a good article about Phil Mickelson or as I call him "Final Phil".
I hope Phil wins again this year as was the 2004 and 2006 champion.
Keep up with the tourney starting Thursday morning at www.masters.org

Atlanta Braves Open Season Today



This years Braves team still has no speed at all, an improved bullpen, a mediocre starting staff, a solid defense and what I suspect will be an offense that struggles to score runs. The national league though is pretty inept which will help the Braves to a .500 or slightly better finish which will most likely not be good enough for the postseason for the second year in a row. Look for a huge year from Andruw Jones who is in a contract year. Look for Chipper Jones to play in no more than a 120 games as injuries have whittled away his remaining ability. As for John Smoltz, I predict he blows out his arm and retires. Bobby Cox will again beat his wife from the "stress" of being the most overrated manger in either league. As for Barry Bonds, I predict he will blow out his knee and not reach Hank Aaron's number.

In a real shocker..........................



In a shocker to no one with half a brain, VInce McMahon and not Donald Trump had his head shaved.

If your into this, go here:

http://www.accessatlanta.com/entertainment/content/shared-gen/ap/Other_Entertainment/Wrestlemania.html

The Final Four's In Atlanta, Here's the Celeb News!



GO here and read about the latest celeb sightings and gossip in Atlanta during the final four: http://www.accessatlanta.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/peachbuzz/index.html

The Bert Show's Bert And Jeff Have A Threesome With Ryan Seacrest!


The fattie on the left and the midget in the middle stalked Ryan Seacrest on his visit to Atlanta. Jeff Dauler, the fattie, first purposely hung out at the Atlanta Four Seanson's bar hoping to spot celebrities. What a loser! Sure enough Ryan and his family and friends were there and Ryan was more than affable in giving autographs and taking pictures. According to Jeff, when Ryan saw him, Ryan gave him a big hug and told him how much he loved the Bert Show. Later, Jeff and now Bert would stalk Ryan at the club, Compound. Again, Ryan was more than affable to fans and was aparantly quite a hit with the ladies. Ryan was more than down to do tequilla shots and hang out. The next day, Ryan hosted a Coca Cola event and while the lightweights Bert and Jeff were hung over, Ryan had taken a run in Centennial Park.