What does Alba's signature say?

Last week taught us that Lindsay Lohan is “overly complicated,” Jessica Biel is “uncomplicated,” and Jessica Simpson has “inner conflict” hidden in her J’s.
Now Usmagazine.com examines the signature of Jessica Alba to find out what’s behind the Invisible Girl’s penmanship.
“The tall capital letters are made by one who draws the spotlight. The ‘I’ dot is a dash, written quickly, with impatience,” says forensic handwriting expert Sheila Lowe, author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handwriting Analysis.
The loops on the J and A are also wide open and, in the surname, moving toward the right, which “are a sign of enthusiasm, a good imagination, and openness to new experiences,” according to Lowe. “There’s good rhythm and optimism, too.”
However, the Fantastic Four actress’ loyalties are split when it comes to her first and last names, Lowe says.
“The ‘Alba’ is written on a lower level than ‘Jessica,’ so there may be some conflict with what that name represents to her. Also, the surname is larger, with open cups that are waiting to be filled up with all sorts of goodies.”