Adrianne Curry is crazy and its just a matter of time before she cuts off Peter Bradys pecker and throws it in the woods!

Reality, um, er, star, Adrianne Curry, isn't all hugs and kisses when it comes to people in her hometown of Joliet, IL. On her MySpace blog, the wife of a Brady reveals, "Everytime I come home to Joliet, IL, EVERYONE expects a piece of me." Hasn't everyone already had one? Curry's frustrations are a direct result of people that she apparently didn't even know before she was um, er, famous, now expecting her to be "calling them and visiting them instead of my FAMILY and FRIENDS." Poor sweetie! The life of a -- "celebrity" -- is just too hard!

She is a huge mess and that family of her, sheesh!