Friday RUSH

Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad are totally fake, but totally hot. (DListed)
Elisha Cuthbert bundles up for the cold. (Hollywood Tuna)
Tyra Banks gets all up in that vagina. (eBaum's World)
Rebecca Romijn and Becki Newton are definitely not ugly. (PopSugar)
Dave Chapelle's penis is a humanitarian. (CollegeHumor)
Britney Spears gets Photoshopped so much that she actually looks good. (Pink is the New Blog)
Have you heard of hottie Amber Heard? (Popoholic)
Jennifer Lopez finally admitted that she's pregnant. (Just Jared)
Britney Spears cried uncontrollably. (IDLYITW)
I told you Beyonce's ass shaking would cause problems. (A Socialite's Life)
Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, and Cameron Diaz fight back against the Paparazzi. (CityRag)
Conan O'Brien meets his stalker. (Celebslam)
Shakira is not rushing to get married. (Hollywood Rag)