Tuesday Afternoon Drive

Jessica Simpson no fall down, no go boom

Agent Provocateur chooses Lily Allen as their new face and body for their upcoming campaign.

Rihanna does love Josh Hartnett

Reese and Deacon play in the surf

Petra Nemcova’s got tight jeans.

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look much like J.Lo

It’s back to the drawing board for Pete Doherty

Alyssa Milano’s awful plastic surgery demands.

Josh Duhamel is looking hot as ever

Cavalli at H&M: The Jewelry Edition

Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her son Moses

Rosie O’Donnell is in talks with MSNBC to have her own evening talk show. Sources say she may take over the 9 p.m. slot.

Ciara got a special delivery from rumored boyfriend 50 Cent while in Monaco for the World Music Awards: a private jet full of rose petals, teddy bears, candles and chocolates. He also promised to give the singer, who just turned 22, 22 parties around the world. /

Barbara Walters trashed Heather Mills on The View yesterday, calling her an “impossible” personality. Babs told stories of Mills complaining about the temperature of a glass of water one of her staffers gave her and said Mills’ “poor little me” attitude that she gave off during an recent round of TV interviews was not the Mills had worked with.

Stella McCartney has created a one-legged pendant for her new jewelry line that the Daily New suspects could be a voodoo charm for step-mom Heather Mills.

Russell Crowe may be getting baptized. The American Gangster star tells the new Men’s Journal, “If I believe it is important to baptize my kids, why not me?”