PARIS Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mark Jacobs

Paris Hilton gives us the 944 in a floppy hat
Prince Hot Harry heads home from war
Ashlee Simpson is not pregnant, not engaged
Julia Roberts goes heavy on the layers
Hilary Duff will make you hungry
Paris gives away her dogs
Janet Jackson laughs off Madonna rivalry
Moobs are taking over Hollywood.
Baby gifts are pouring in for J.Lo
Marc Jacobs accused of plagiarism
Barack Obama: Homophobia is not Christian
Britney’s ex voted off American Idol
Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) is coming to CBS Primetime

Whoopi Goldberg talks about Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s public hair in this video. Apparently Whoopi has gray ones, too. Nasty!

Christian Bale will star as John Connor in the fourth movie in the Terminator series. Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins is expected to hit theaters in May 2009.

Paper magazine has named Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s nude scene in Before the Devil Knows Your Dead as one of “10 Worst Nude Film Scenes” of all time.

Calvin Klein Inc. has reportedly offered Tom Brady seven figures to strip down for future ads. Actor Djimon Hounsou is the current Calvin underwear hunk.